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Kena Punkd


Hari tu(7/5!) saya kena Punkd dgn boyfriend saya yang bijak pandai tu.Istilah Punkd itu keluar dr mulut ibu boyfriend saya which I think is funny since she knows about Punkd..how cool is that?hehe.She said I was Punkd by him,while I was having lunch at their house a few days ago..:P

Al-kisah...

Sabtu(7/5) tu ingat nk trim rambut..jd ckp bye2 kat family & gerak..sebelum tuh sayang dh pesan,suruh inform bile nk pegi Shah Alam..saya pon xdelah pelik sgt dia suruh bgtau sbb mmg slalu mcm tu.

Tapi pelik sikit la sbb pagi tuh sy bgtau dia maybe malas nk pegi pastu dia insist suroh pegi jugak sbb nk mintak tlg sumtin..sy mcm..okayyy..mls la nk tanya byk sbb dia xpernah pon mintak tlg yang mmg kene tlg,frm me.

So sebelum pegi,msg la dia..mana la tau patutnyer call bukan msg(dia bgtau la lps terbongkar kene Punkd).haha.Sebab ye lah dia masih tido &ingat kat Kedah,or so in my head so xnak la ganggu,kesian semlm tido lmbt sbb saya jugak sbb ckp2 smpai pukul 3am pastuh at 5am dia breakfast dgn housemates fr the last time since sem dh nk habis.

Bila dh nk smpai Shah Alam tiba2,kete tak boleh start,TENGAH2 JALAN!Semua mati!Terus panik sbb mati dekat roundabout,lane TENGAH & belakang ada banyak kereta.

Tapi syukur jugak sbb roundabout tu xsampai 3 minit dr rumah nenek saya.Pastuh ada mamat ni yg naik kete Kembara,berhenti & tolong tolak kete saya ke tepi jalan.Terima kasih stranger!Pastuh call makcik saya suruh dtg tolong.

After that,call la boyfriend & bgtau kete rosak blah2 sambil tunggu makcik saya datang & amik saya pegi bengkel.Boyfriend bunyi suara baru bangun tido,sah2 xtgk msg yg saya send sebelum kuar rumah(kan dia ckp dh suruh call bila nk gi Shah Alam,bukan msg..lupeee).

Dia pon tenangkanlah diri saya ckp xpe,nanti okay la(in a way sebenarnya dia nk dtg situ tlg),pastuh saya terpaksa mcm bye2,makcik dh smpai.Makcik smpai,gi bengkel & then call ayah.Ayah ckp tunggu kat rumah nenek,nanti ayah & mama dtg bwk bateri baru.Rupanyer bateri kete mati.Lerhhh..

So lepak2 la kat rumah nenek .Sayang call & ask how semua.Ckpla nanti ayah dtg..pastuh after pasang bateri kete,bru bley gi trim rambut & tolong amende yang boyfriend nak suruh buat tuh.

Tiba2 dia tanya saloon tu kat mana,tingkat berapa,color sign kedai tuh camne &blah2.Saya pon pelik laa..eh apsal u nk tau sgt,nk potong rambut kat sana ke bila balik nanti(blur sket la sbb masih pening pikir kete kat tepi jalan kot)?

Dia ckpla saje je..sy mcm dh pelik sket dh ni..oookayyy..So after that msg la boyfriend ckp nk baring dulu sbb ayah & mama kat Klang gi bli bateri kete,mcm lambat lagi jer..Pastuh dia ckp jgn baring!Saya mcm aik..kenape?Xsmpai 5 mins,sayang suruh diri sekarang & tgk kat luar(sbb dia pernah pegi rumah nenek saya b4 dis).

Saya tgk2 ada org jual ais krim je..So,masuk la balik.Pastuh dia cal,dia ckp tgk luar NOW.Tgk2 ada dis dude in a black Myvi & sah2 la tu dia!!Saya berdiri luar,gelak2 sbb dia pakai sunglasses & dia lambai2,pastuh saya trus terkejut & masuk balik rumah& saya jerit2 ckp xnak keluar!hahaha.TIPU ORANG!!

Rupenyer,lepas breakfast at 5am kat Kedah,around 6am dia bertolak balik Shah Alam & drive tanpa henti!Sampai dlm pukul 10 lebey & lps msg saya trus zzzzz..

Wahhh pandainyerrr..haha..Boleh tak berhari2 dia hide dr sy yang dia nk balik dh.Dahlah hari2 org tanya bila nk balik dia ckp dh nak balik dh..padahal dia ckp dlm hati dia nk je ckp,syg i nk balik soon!haha.

Comel la sbb dia siap plan dgn kwn pikir ape nk tipu kat saya sbb susah kot & dia ckp memang susah gilerrr sbb we share about everything with each other..:P

Now dah tak rindu mcm orang giler dh sbb dia dh kat sini & boleh jumpa bila2!hehe.

CLUE2 yang sepatutnya disedari!

*Syg tanya lebih2 mlm sebelum,besok saya buat apa..

*Bila merajuk & ckp buat apa nk pegi Shah Alam besok sbb mcm mls pulak nk trim rambut,syg ckp,'I ada' berkali2..Saya buat xtahu & ckp jgn laa kasi harapan sbb xtahuuu langsung dia plan nk balik lg beberapa jam!

*Bila call sayang pukul 8 lebey pagi tuh,(sebab dia msg saya pukul 5.40 pg mcm tuh & ckp dia dh bangun & gi breakfast dgn hsemates tp sy xsedar since tido mati pulak..haha) dgr bunyi background mcm dia tgh drive bapak laju kat highway sbb dgr bunyi angin.

Tp sebab tgh mamai2 so ask syg,'Syg,why blakang u mcm bunyi waterfall?'..-_-..Padahal bunyi angin time drive kat highway..hahahaha

First Impression

Last night I had one of those usual long phonecalls with the boyfriend.I never get sick of talking to him for hours on.I just can't get enough of him!Well..my close friends and family members would probably say that I never get sick of talking,period.And actually,he has said that as well..ahaha..:P

Okay,so at some point during the conversation,we talked about our first impression of each other when we met for the first time months ago.It was hilarious because both of our first impression was just not what we expected!But we ended up falling in love with each other anyway.Life is funny that way!:)

Not to sound conceited or anything but I have dated quite a number of guys during my uni days but never leading to anything serious because frankly I just didn't have the time or commitment for a relationship,or the guy just wasn't right for me or I was just too shallow back then.Ooops!

The point being is that,most of those guys,when I met them for the first time they will look all metro-ish and neat, because they want to put on a good first impression.It was totally different with my boyfriend,the loveable and loving Razin..:)

He literally looked like he just woke up from his sleep which is true since he arrived a few hours before from his university(which is miles away from our hometown--Shah Alam yooo!) and he is sooooo not a morning person so the fact that he dragged himself out of bed just so he could have breakfast with me was an achievement on its own(his words,not mine!)..hahaha.

And he didn't wear anything fancy.A simple rumpled shirt and shorts.While although I was in one of my best(but hey,I always look my best..ahahaha) outfit,I had on,according to him..a 'kerek'(stuck up) expression because I was covering up my nervousness.

But I told him that in my defense I thought that the way that he was dressed looked like he wasn't excited to see me hence the look on my face when I saw him waiting for me!haha.Boy was I wrong because he did something after we finish our breakfast that totally caught me off guard..;)

I have to say to all those girls out there,don't be put off by a first impression.It is important however in a work interview to give a good first impression,but when it comes to love,give a chance for a second impression or third even. Because although our first impression of each other was not perfect,it turns out that we are perfectly suited for each other.:)

Dia ingat saya ni kerek,saya tengok dia macam selekeh.Tapi semua tu ternyata sangatlah salah..:)

P/S:He's actually my senior back in highschool & is 2 years older than me.One of his cousins is my classmate in primary school and my boyfriend & I went to the same primary school as well..:)

Knock knock jokes

The conversations of me & my man on the phone due to LDR,can last for hours.And of course during those long hours,random things will be said,sometimes it's funny,sometimes it's serious and sometimes it's weird.

Last night we made knock knock jokes to each other though at first due to my ability to be a bit bimbotic at times,I didn't truly grasp the concept at first..bwahahaha

My 1st failed attempt

Me:Knock knock
Him:Who's there?
Me:Liyana
Him:roflllll...
-___-


Boyfriend's 1st knock2 joke

Him:Knock knock
Me:Who's there?
Him:Alaaaaa
Me:Alaa who???
Him:Alafyou!(i love you)..

bwahahahahah

My 2nd botched attempt

Me:Knock knock
Him:Who's there?
Me:Amish
Him:Haaa i dah tahu dah apa.. (which would have been I miss u)
Me:*&&*^*&%*^%&$%$

Boyfriend's 2nd knock2 joke

Him:Knock knock
Me:Who's there?
Him:Eh eh
Me:Eh eh what??(was confuse at this point of time)
Him:Eh eh ske hati aku laaa..
Me:ahahaahahahahahahahahah

Boyfriend 3rd knock2 joke(cos i took too long to think of 1..ahahahaahaha)

Him:Knock knock
Me:Who's there?
Him:Uuu
Me:Uuu who?
Him:yoohoooo!(pfttt i thought so!ahahaha)

My successful 3rd attempt--finally!!

Me:Knock knock
Him:Who's there?
Me:Agogo
Him:Agogo who?
Me:A go go to sleep la!
Him:ahahahahahahaahahaha

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:))

And yes,we're lame like that..but I love us through and through!;)

Mamai

Bila usia semakin lanjut(ececeh macam dah tua sangat padahal baru 24 tahun),tenaga pun semaking berkurangan.Senang mengantuk,senang letih,lingkaran hitam di bawah mata pun semakin ketara.Adoi.

Al kisah hari ini...Semalam saya balik dari kerja pada pukul 11 malam.Dan pada hari ini masuk kerja pada pukul 7.30 pagi.Gila tak gila?

Tapi sebelum itu,pergi la beli breakfast dulu di restoran berdekatan rumah nenek saya--sebab balik lewat malam jadi tidur la rumah nenek sebab jalan raya ke rumah family=puncak alam,sangat scary pada waktu malam--tiada lampu & tiada pembahagi jalan!

Belilah nasi lemak,surat khabar The Star & 100 plus activ sebab ye lah,masih mamai2.

Pergila ke kereta pastuh tekan yang alarm kereta tuh.Eh,kenapa kereta ni tak menyala??0_o

Tekan berkali tak boleh jugak..hurm..bateri alarm ni mati kot?Ok cuba guna kunci kereta pulak.Masih tidak boleh jugak.Adois camne ni..Masuk kerja at 7.30 kot!

Tiba2 tengok kat cermin,eh..apsal cermin kereta ni mcm lain je...Kejap.
NI BUKAN KERETA AKU!-____-

Rupanyaa kereta saya selang sebelah kereta itu.kahkahkah..pandaiiii sgt..:P

Nasib pemilik kereta itu tak nampak aksi saya cuba untuk menceroboh masuk kereta dia!phewwww

My boyfriend is so funny!!

Sometimes after going out on our dates,me & my boyfriend will chill at his house--get your head out of the gutter cos' he lives with his parents,just like I do too.

So last night,while I was there,using the internet at his house while his family was watching the dance sumtin2 show on astro,he wanted to give me the tv series that I asked him to download for me.

As I opened the pendrive,I saw a folder marked Hanim which I didn't like since I don't like people calling me using that name as I prefer Liyana.So of course I babbled at him & he asked me to click further on...

So look at what my cheeky boyfriend did,which shows just how much he knows me..bwahahaha.



Hocus pocus & freaaakkyyy

The boyf has been pointing out how freaky it is that we tend to text each other when the other is in the midst of texting something to the other half as well.Or call each other when the other is trying to call the other one.

SUPER FREAKY!ahaha

It has happened many many times.To us,atleast.Once,I was about to send a message to him & he called me right when I was about to push the send button.But I send the message anyway.ahaha.

Or when he was about to text me,but I texted him first.Or he texted me before I was about to text him.So both of us got each other messages at THE SAME TIME!AHAHAHA.

One night it was super funny because we were calling each other--AT THE SAME TIME.So both of us got the busy tone or the 'the number you have dialled...blah2'.Until I was like,stop calling him & he finally manage to call me & was all like..'why did you call me?let me call you lah"..BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Haiyaaa..hampir tak konvo!

I want to blog in my bahasa ibunda with a hint of English in this post because I thought,why not?Some people told me that they're intimidated by the fact that I'm good in English and I write it well here BUT,dear people,I studied English(TESL) for FIVE FREAKIN' YEARS YO!(1 year of Pre-degree & 4 years of B.Ed)..It would be weird if my English was really bad..

So you don't have to feel like, 'wahhhh..terernyer BI die'(kunun2 la ade org ckp camni) when in fact,I STUDIED it(although not that hard laa..ahaha) for five years so of course I'm well verse in it but I won't say I'm that good in it..I still make mistakes from time to time..:)

Okay,mari mula berblog dlm bahasa melayu/rojak..:))

Hari ini,saya dapat mc dari klinik panel tempat kerja saya.Semalam sewaktu tinggal lagi 2 jam keje nak habis,badan saya sangat panas padahal tempat kerja saya tu sejuk macam peti beku.Jadi,bila balik,kena pergi sana sini,lupa pula nak pegi klinik.Pagi tadi,saya pegi & doktor yg baik hati tu bagi saya mc.

Balik rumah,saya buat benda yang dah lama tak dibuat--menonton rancangan Martha Stewart!!!Ye lah,kerja saya dari 8.45am-5.45pm..mana lah dapat kan nak tgk tv pagi2 dh?

Lepas tuh,bertenggek depan laptop,lepas tuh,teman makcik saya pegi beli lauk pauk untuk nenek.Beli banyak2,simpan dalam peti sejuk,sebab dia tak suka masak macam saya(ahahaha) dan sebab saya tidur rumah nenek sekali dua je sekarang dalam seminggu.Jadi bila saya ada,makchak pun suruh la bawa ke sana ke sini.

Okay..al-kisah,bila balik rumah nenek,makchak bukak peti surat & jeng jeng jeng...SURAT DARI UITM???oooops..Macam2 berlegar dalam kepala saya..Tak bayar pinjam buku kat library ke(sebab ramai kawan saya kene kencing dgn dieorg smpai beratus2...ish2) atau pasal Masters yg dah beberapa minggu tak jumpe supervisor atau pasal konvo??

Saya pun bukak..rupa2nya..SAMAN TRAFIK!Adoiiii..Ada 2 saman & kena bayar sebelum 15 Oktober or tak dapat konvo(MANA BOLEH!!)..Tengok tarikh kat surat,17 Sept,tapi sampai hari ni,29/9/2010..-____-..Nasib baik la saya MC hari ni..Adalah hikmah dia..Terus bergegas ke Unit Keselamatan UiTM & membayar saman.

Walaupun hati adalah sedikit bengang,tapi oleh kerana pekerja2 unit keselamatan sangat baik dan ceria2 belaka,membuatkan saya pun tersenyum2(ok,sebab ada sorg guard tu hensem..ahhahaah).Seriyes,mereka baik ok!Siap akak guard tuh,tak payah cakap kenapa saya ke sana pon dia dah tahu untuk bayar saman & if not,xboley konvo..hik2..Ayat abg
guard bila tgk surat yang saya letak rm50(ya,itulah jumlah bayaran saman yang saya kena bayar!), dia cakap 'Uish,banyaknyer duet'..ahaha

Kan bagus dan senang sikit kita nak hulur duit kat UiTM if kakitangan dia baik2 dan ceria macam dieorg tuh?Ni tidak,dulu,kat fakulti saya,mak guard die ish mmg ramai xske s
bb die kekwat dan bengis.Lain dari kat main campus..huhu

Ni hah bukti saya boleh konvo..:))..LEGAAAAA!(Maaf gambar terbalik sebab ntah,blog ni kadang2 gila sket..ahaha)


Post 1 Load of Bull Jit

After a few years of being MIA on stage,Jit Murad is back & it was a memorable night.Although there were some boring parts but please be reminded that this time around there won't be as much jokes as Full Of Jit had.Rather,the night was about Jit talking about his childhood,peppered with jabs towards some politicians & towards what else,the concept of 1 Malaysia,and the best part of all---RENEE CHOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOHOOOOO
She steals the show man!!!hahaha
So everyone,do go & watch as the show will end on Sunday..It's a PJ Live Arts!

1 Load of BullJit & Karaoke

ATTENTION:
PEOPLE,GO & WATCH KARAOKE AT GSC MID VALLEY!!I am one of the many fans of Zahiril Adzim because he's a brilliant actor,articulate blogger and cute to boot..ehehe.Read his entry about it HERE.I'm going to watch the movie with my friends right after Raya Haji so go & watch & support local movies!:)))


I’m soooo excited over the fact that Jit Murad is back on stage!The last time I saw his standup show (Full of Jit) was almost 4 years ago and that was in Actors Studio Bangsar,which doesn’t exist anymore.So it has been a long time coming!!My friends and I laugh out loud so bad during Full Of Jit that Jit Murad notice and came up to us during his show which made us laugh even harder.Heard that Rene Choi (his many impersonation) will make a comeback...wooohooo!

So people,come one and all to watch the brilliant Jit Murad & I had a hella of a good time the last time I saw his show. The proceed from the show will benefit a charity which I forgot it’s name.Price for student is only rm38,which to me is very reasonable considering the fact that Jit doesn’t do his show annually. Bring your student card to PJ Live Arts Box Office counter or buy it at Ticket Charge office in Mid Valley.The link for the details of the show is HERE.

Last Wednesday,I went to Sunway College along with Izza & Moja for the launch of Amir Muhammad's book titled Yasmin Ahmad's Films because Moja's comment on one of the films was in the book.He got the book for free too!!hish..Read Izza's review of the book HERE for details.

Raya Haji or Qurban will be on the 27th and I will be busy helping my mum cook the dishes on Thursday.I want to make pineapple tarts this time because me & my mum will always search for the best one and a lot of them just disappoint us so I thought why not I bake them myself?I’ll put up the recipe and how I made them soon on this blog.

This is funny!!!Elijah has a great laugh..hahaha


Update 2:Super Innara


After the tahlil,my family & I went to my parent’s old high school friends house in USJ(my parents have been together since high school) to meet them since it’s been more than 5 years since they last saw them.Uncle Zam & Auntie Lina( I don’t remember her name..huhu,hope this is right) has a beautiful lil girl name Super Innara.Yes,that’s what she claim her name is when I ask her what is her name.

Me:What’s your name?



Innara: (with a serious face) Super Innara.



Me: (aq salah dgr ker??) What’s your name again?


Innara: (dgn nada ko xpercaya ke name aq?) Super Innara!

Her mum explained to me that she tells everyone that her name is Super Innara,even her teacher at kindergarten,because she said that she’s fast like Superman.Her real name is Innara but it doesn’t has Super in front though.

She can play golf,like really play & she has her own set of golf clubs & everything because Uncle Zam is an avid golfer(my dad used to golf but not anymore).She actually memorized all of the different kind of golf clubs & didn’t stop playing golf again & again (she got 3 hole in one!) when we were there,because she has this mini golf lane thing(sorry,I don’t speak golf!).
She was very friendly towards me & I was really taken by her because I don’t have a sister & always want a mini me!!Her mum even said that after this I can come & babysit her if I want.yeay!!Innara only speaks in English okay..haha.

Uncle Zam’s mum is my dad’s ‘mak angkat’ when my dad was in high school & my dad spend a lot of time at their house that even Uncle Zam’s siblings are close to my dad & my mum. After we went to Uncle Zam’s house,we went to his mum’s house which was nearby too.

There,although at Uncle Zam’s house my dad has told them that I can never get marry early,he proceeded to tell the story to Uncle Zam’s 2 siblings.One of them, Auntie Zila(whom we met yesterday at Sunway) was like, “Kenape pulak!Tak baik la kau ni.Liyana,nanti jumpe auntie,kite borak2”(something along that line la),to which my dad laughs because obviously they’ve known my dad since he was a teenage boy & back then was when he started dating my mum.hehe.

On Sunday morning went to the flea market at the Shah Alam stadium with the family,PKNS to buy durians for the girls who are coming for tea & then Shah Alam Mall(or Plaza Masalam as my friends call it) cos’ my family goes there every week since my brothers have been buying their games cd there for years.Thrifted 2 awesome jackets at the flea market for-----only rm15 for BOTH!!!How effing cheap is that??
Went home,prepared the food for the tea with the girls & packed some of my homemade lasagna for my brother,Haziq who went back to Segamat & send him to Petronas to meet his friend who’s driving them back there.

Hamas vs Hummus(Bruno)

I soooooooooooo want to watch Bruno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!argggh..But I know it'll probably won't be shown here in Malaysia...shuckss...Ever since I watch the trailer on iTunes,I just really want to watch it because it's so effing funny & vulgar...

"It's Dolce & Gabbana..Hello?"

"That's such a Samantha thing to say"

"I swapped him for an Ipod"...hehehe

Hamas vs Hummus

'Isn't Pita Bread the real enemy?'ROFL!!!!!!!!



Bruno Ask Parents what their babies...


The Trailer


The final countdown!!

In only 2 weeks,the semester will be officially over...a bit bittersweet because the link students will be leaving the faculty & I hope I'll be able to join their farewell party(provided I'm not dead broke at that time).

The final hurdle lists of things to complete before the semester ends are as follows:

1)Asian Lit take home test

2)Shakespeare's Reader's Theater

3)Shakespeare's 2 tests

4)Shakespeare's King Richard 3 essay

5)Classroom Management Case Study

6)T.Lit journal
7)T.Grammar Test Construction

8)Finally,my only final paper----SLA(Second language acquisition)!!(YIKESSSSS!!!)



After all that ends,I'm looking forward to the road trip that is being plan by my friends...we so need a break from all of this.Today with all of my stressed out friends,the 6 of us went out & eat,eat,eat and shop a lil' bit.I ate so much food!!!!!yikesss...


Yes,when I'm stressed out,I tend to eat a lot.huhuhu.A few hours ago,the very competent driver that is Hanna,went with me to KLIA to pick up Adam's grandpa at LCCT.Thanks so much Hanna for driving from and to KLIA for me while I sit in the passenger seat...hehehe.When I didn't have a license(a year & 1/2 ago),I always envy people who could drive,but after getting my drivers license I tend to get very lazy & prefer others to drive my car instead..Go figure!hahaha.

Oh,and I pitied my dad after we went back from KLIA because before we went there,I spent rm30 on petrol & when we went back,the tank was back from where it started!!This whole week,I used my dad's car because he wanted to save money on petrol.Boy,how much he must have saved while using my car.Because usually when I got to KLIA,I drove my own car & it doesn't cost that much for petrol but,my dad's car cost rm30 for a trip to the KLIA & that doesn't include the rm11 for the tol!So in total,my dad spends rm4o a day to go to work???OMG!!!

I'm thinking of giving my dad to use my car as often as he wants so that it'll lessen his burden.Kesian ayah!!!huhuhu.



A FUNNY STORY

I know I'm not suppose to make fun of people,but this just takes the cake!A lecturer is suppose to educate a student and not to mislead them instead by teaching them very bad grammar!!

Today,a friend told me a very funny story.It's about a lecturer,who speaks very bad English.But mind you,this lecturer is not a lecturer at my faculty!

Here are some of the words that the lecturer use in her(oops) class:

"She's not that fluented"--yes,she actually made a past tense out of the word fluent!

"Quototation:"---which should be quotation.

"What money is your laptop?"--in case you're wondering,she wasn't asking what currency but she actually was asking how much the laptop cost..T_T

"All of the presentations is very goods"--yes she actually used the word goods...

Haih.How can you blame some students in our country for having bad grammar & vocabulary if not for some of their respective teachers or lecturers setting a bad example for them??

Also,on the way to KLIA,I turned on the radio & on Fly fm(I think..cos' it was 95.8),one of the female dj,I don't remember who,pronounce the word 'Correct' like the Malay word 'korek' but the difference is that she stressed on the letter 'r',though it was still wrong.It didn't help that she was shouting the word loudly..aiyooo.

Maybe being a TESL student for almost 4 years has made me more aware & irritated with bad pronunciation & grammar?I remembered a super senior of mine,Syed Husni,who's now in the States,used to correct my friends' grammar when he was sent a normal message through Friendster during my pre-tesl days in Shah Alam!hahaha.

Read this blog entry about more bad pronunciation gone awry.So damn funny I tell you!



Of TV3 & Big Apple

To clarify,Big Apple doughnuts is Malaysian.Not American..ehehehe.

Since Big Apple opened in Shah Alam,I've been buying them like crazy.Last week,I bought 3 1/2 dozen doughnuts.1 box for my family,on Sunday,right after the camp.1 box for Ms.Sal when I she got the fever.1 box shared with the girls.And not to mentioned the time me,izza,hafriz,izlin & k.aisyah had our breakfast there...huhuhu.This is a BIG problem for my diet..(eh,diet ke???LOL).But I just can't resist Duren Duren or Semi Glacier or The Alien...Yum!!!!!!!!!!!!


Last Friday,went to Sri Pentas to get my prize!!Izza & Izrul went with me & they met their cousin who worked there as well.A funny conversation happened with the very nice mak guard of TV3(even the pak guards were very friendly!)..

Me :Kakak,nak jumpe cipam kat mane?
Mak Guard:Cipam?(laughing sweetly)Bukan Cipam la dik...Jibam!
Me :*Senyum kambing*Oooh,Jibam ek?hehehe.(dlm hati:semlm time Ewan call mcm sebut Cipam!!!..cisss)


Izza :Ewwww..cupcake pecah dlm beg aku(dengan coklat penoh di tgn)..S&*%!!
Mak Guard :Eh,ape tuh kat jari??Darah ke???(nada panik & obviously take dgr Izza tadi)
Izza :Tak coklat..huhu.

Took the visitor pass,went through the One Fm launch party..giler meriah & bersepah..hahah.
Saw the Hot Fm dj in action in their booth...Kieran was inside it.Citt xde Fafau laaaa!!!LOL..Went up,got lost..again!Asked around and manage to find the Entertainment Office.It was very messy!Messier than my own room..haha.Saw the Majalah 3 host,Syuhada,tinkering on her laptop.Naz Ahmad's wife was there too wearing think make up..hehe(I don't remember how to spell her name).Aidid was there too looking very fit..He's so not chubby anymore!!

Met Jibam who called Ewan & waited for Ewan to get the prize from his car which was parked in the other building.huhuhu.I've to say,to me,(to me,okay!I don't care what you think!!!),Ewan is cute!!!^_^ GTG...C ya!!!

Yeayyy!!!

3 freaking presentations in the span of 3 days straight!!!fuuhhh..Crazy!!!Thankfully,I know my marks for 2 out of the 3 presentations and they are more than good!!!hehe.And because of my presentation in Dr.Hanim's class today(I created 2 class activities for Pragmatic View & one of it was titled GAZA'S KILLER),she talked about Gaza and she came up with a good point which is,if you boycott not eating at McD' & Starbucks or stop buying this and that, whatnot..who do you think you'll be hurting the most?Isn't the franchise here own by Malaysian's & the part-time/full time workers are Malaysian(okay I know some of them are 'foreigners')???

And I agree with Dr.Hanim because like she said,the franchise are own by Malaysians and the workers are Malaysian,thus,if we stop eating there,they won't get paid!And it was funny when she mentioned does Jayathi or Cili Merah offers part time jobs??NO!haha.See,I do think it's a tad ridiculous to not eat here and there or stop buying this and that.And it was hilarious when she shouted that she couldn't buy her Lancome makeup because from the list of things that she 'supposedly' shouldn't buy from,Lancome was in it!LOL!

A funny thing happened to me today!Went out to lunch with Izza & Fa,and lo & behold,I forgot that I left 2 of my textbooks,plus my notebook,ON THE ROOF OF MY CAR!!!When I parked my car at the restaurant,only then did I realize that 'eh,my humongous t.writing book is on the roof!'.Thank God that it was so heavy that it didn't fall off..And thankfully,I found my SLA textbook at the Pak Guard pondok just now..hehehe.If not my rm45 would have gone to waste..But sadly I haven't found my notebook yet.If I still don't,I have to copy all the test bank questions for T.Writing..haih!!!Toodles & Happy Chinese New Year to all of my Chinese friends!!!

Breathe

A lot of things has been happening since my last post.The good,the bad,the ugly.ahakzzz.Been helping Izza to get her feet back on UiTM's soil..Yesterday I manage to beat the lunch hour KL's traffic to pick her up at KL Sentral aaannd manage to get back in time for our 2.10pm class!!! I also gave Hafriz some kung-fu moves yesterday(looong story but we're good now!And it'll be another thing to remember for a friendship that is almost 4 years!) too...muahaha.It's good to know that I still have the 'fighter' in me..Hey,I grown up with 3 BOYS okay!I'm tough!haha.Funnily,I've been friends with Izza & Hafriz since pre-degree(2005) & we're still good friends till today..That's an achievement on it's own!

Moving on,next week,I have 3 freakin' presentation's to do!Crazy!!!It's only the 3rd week of the semester....And I'm going to watch PGL with 5 of my friends.Yeay!Oh,and the PMFP 3 day leadership camp thing in Gombak is in a few more weeks.That'll be a nightmare to pack stuff with.Aaandd,I'm going to start tutoring secondary & primary school kids starting next week.Phewww!Life is hectic but then again,it's great that my life has a purpose right?

Mak(Farhana),did this 'mission' post-card thing for one of her counselling class & as I read it,I thought,hey,maybe I should write do my 'mission' for 2009.Out of 10,maybe 6 of them will bear fruit but it's worth the shot right?hehe.Yesterday I slept over at Hanna's & the girl's house...The last I slept there was when Izza slept there too..I think it was last week?God,my memory is getting a lil bit rusty..Oh,basically,I had a heart to heart talk with Hanna on love,which brings back a LOT of nostalgic moments in both or our lives..haha.The other girls were studying(yeah they're very diligent & I salute them for it) while Mak was doing a fashion show..ekekeke.

Afterwards,we watched Angus,Thongs and Perfect Snogging which was HILARIOUS & I love it!!!(Thanks Izlin!!)I laugh a lot while watching it & how hot is Robbie(Aaron Johnson)??Gosh what is it with me and British guys???From Colin Firth,Hugh Grant,Aaron Johnson,James McAvoy(marry me!!!Yeah I know he's married!hurmpph),Ben Barnes,Alex Pettyfer(I used to Youtubed him a lot!!),Ed Westwick,Rupert Grint,Rupert Friend,Orlando Bloom and the list goes on and on.

Maybe it's because of their accent?Or maybe because they're so charming and gentleman.A gentleman always makes me melt.In my WHOLE 22 years of living,I've only met ONE guy,who OPENED the car door for me when we go out.But a lot of them do open the doors for girls so I guess for come chilvary is not yet dead..ahaha.I have to get back to my assigments & complete everything before Sunday because going to watch AJL with my friends!!!

Hello hello!!!

Last week,a wise lecturer told me and my colleagues that the week was going slowly but by next week,we'll wish that it was going slower.There's nothing more painful than the 'I told you so' part..This week has been such a blur to me.It's like I'm standing in the middle of Tokyo traffic.Right in the freakin' middle!Assignments are churning out already(Can you believe it that I've presentation on Tuesday & it's 15% of the grade???arrghhh!!!) ..On the plus side,Izza's back!!!

Manage to catch up the day after she came back--talk,talk,vented,gossiped,eat,eat,laugh and laugh & continued to catch up for the next 2 days--teringat 'keperakan' when she went to the 'renovated' McD or her excitement when she first saw the 'new' Intec cafe & the 'kecomelan' of sending Izrul right to the doorstep of his French class(Izza was like an overexcited parent on their kids first day of primary school)...Pictures will be posted on my Facebook soon..Glad to see that somethings never change & glad to have you back here babe!!

I'm at my parents house,taking the much needed 'game' break..eheh2.Been playing the Nancy Drew game the Haunting of Castle Malloy that I bought with the peeps at Summit a few days ago..woohoo!!I love being a detective..hahaha...The season 4 of The Hills & season 2 of Lipstick Jungle is calling me so I'll update this blog in like...a few more days??hahaha..Bye!!!

Rowan Atkinson!!

I love watching him on YouTube..especially his stand up comedy ones which Izza & me watched the night before our Japanese test...muahahaha.Tatie joined us after she got back from her family dinner...

I even watched Mr.Bean when I was a kid and my brothers love him too...But in Mr.Bean,it made him looked like an idiot although, it's not easy to be one considering the fact that he is an Oxford grad after all...Here are some of my favorite videos of his stand up....

The HELL SKETCH




Elementary dating



Tom,Dick and Harry




Tights and plenty of props...



School master


I miss adjudicating!!!!!!!

On the 15-16 of March,UiTM held the National Novice Debate Tournament and I wasn't able to adjudicate or helped out because I was involve with some activities at my faculty on those 2 days...But when I read this e-mail,it makes me miss adjudicating so bad!!You guys are mean for making me miss it by sending me this e-mail... : (
Oh,poor Fareez for that POI thing..wish I was there to see the look on his face..hahaha.


Presenting the most jar-dropping, heart-pounding, knee-jerking,
breath-taking statements of the National Novice Debate Tournament 2008
organized by UT MARA from the 15-16 March.

No exaggeration, No lies, just plain truth.

Caution : May induce constant forehead-slapping. ..

Motion : THW allow the use of performance- enhancing drugs in sports.

Govt : "This debate is about whether or not we would allow athletes to
take aspirin the night before a tournament to cure headache."
Rebuttal: headache only? fever?? period pain?? genital herpes?! - they
are not inclusive and discriminate against different sickness...

2. Motion : THW ban zoos.

Govt : "We should ban zoos because humans think. Animals don't!" (and.....?)

Govt : "We would only ban BAD zoos." (the yardstick for bad is: The
price, The smell, The cage, and the number of endangered animals)

3. Motion : THW include the 3rd-world countries in the fight
against Global Warming.

Opp : "We want to preserve Global Warming!" (We do?!!")

4. Motion : THW allow the use of torture on terrorists.

Opp: "Why would you want to torture terrorists? Do you want them to go crazy?"

Govt : "How can you say that all the crazy people are terrorists? Have
you SEEN any crazy terrorists?" (This is exactly the point where
ADJUDICATORS go crazy.)

Opp : "We would not torture terrorists, but we would put them in
counselling and advise them. Also, we would show them the pictures of
their families, and ask if they really love them..." (Hmmm...Terrorist
Anonymous... .very original, indeed!)

Govt : "We would use the truth serum on terrorists. What exactly is
the truth serum? It is a substance that will make the terrorists
subconciously confess." (Oh, we usually call it booze.)

6. THW abolish all race-based affirmative action in Malaysia.

Opp : "There is very limited rights to be given out. If we give the
rights to the Indians, what about the

Malays?" (Basic economic principle, guys)

Opp : "When your parents fall in love, they get married and go on a
honeymoon. There, they will have sex. In the process, the sperms will
race to get the ovum. But only one sperm will succeed, which is the
strongest sperm. So it deserves the ovum."

(Translation : Only the best race deserves affirmative action...
Thanks for the details, though!)

Opp : "The Chinese and the Tamil must understand the priviliges that
the Malays enjoy." (uhh...Tamil is a LANGUAGE, Aerie...Opps, no names,
my bad!)

...Randomest TM Statements.. .

Govt : "The Government of Malaysia is stupid."

Opp : "How can you say the Government is stupid? You ARE the
Government!! " (Yeah, like DUH!)

Govt : "Nothing in the world is free. You even have to pay 20 cents to
pee." (The most logical analogy...and hey, it rhymes too..)

Qayser : POI!

Opp : Sit down, sir. I know you're good looking.

Aerie : POI!

Opp : You too, sir. I know you're good looking, too.

Fareez Shah : POI!

Opp : Please sit dowm.

Fareez Shah : Mr speaker, let me state how disappointed i am that the
opposition failed to recognize the other good looking man in this
room.

Opp : "We as the opposition today will ACTUALLY oppose the motion."
(REALLY...?? )

Opp : POI!

Govt : Sit down.

Opp : Shame!

Govt : Shame on you too cuz you are like a child who's mumbling
through his POI! (oooh...personal)